Dear Mister Blake Patterson,
Will you please consider opening up the “Byte Cellar” – which some people have dubbed the ultimate man cave – to a tenant? I promise not to be a slob. I promise to keep liquids a foot away – at least – from your wonderful machines. I promise to be so quiet you won’t even know I am there.
I also swear that I will not change any settings on any machine. I will not even rearrange the icons on your desktop(s).
I simply want to bask in the pleasure that your museum-like man cave will surely give. I want to see with my own eyes and touch (with supervision, if it pleases you) those machines that I have only ever read about.
Please, Mr. Patterson?
The Digital Hobo
P.S. I am a reasonably good cook, and I clean up after myself.
[UPDATE] The petition has been read!
Digital Hobo Trash
Taking the trash out is one of my least favorite chores. Of course, Pepper Potts’s line about occasionally taking out the trash for Tony Stark made me chuckle. Not that I would ever want my Tony Stark to have trash of that kind!
This t-shirt is pretty cool, though, especially for Digital Hobo. You can get it at GlennZ Tees for $21.95. They have tees both for men and women in various sizes.
If you’re going to make one New Year’s resolution that you intend to keep, make it “To read more”. The image explains it all.
Via Darling Dahlia
Who remembers this exchange in one episode of The Big Bang Theory?
Sheldon: What do I have to say to bring this discussion to a speedy conclusion?
Leonard Hofstadter: Tell me whether or not I should go out with Penny.
Sheldon: Schrodinger’s cat.
Leonard Hofstadter: Wow, that is brilliant!
Sheldon: You sound so surprised.
Via George Takei
So you don’t get Boolean Algebra? Now you don’t need to be a nerd to understand everything. One look at this simple guide to Boolean, and you’ll know all that you need to know!
I found this on George Takei’s Facebook wall. Yes, I see what he did here. It IS the final frontier.